Q -- What is the best thing about dating a homeless woman?
A -- You can drop her off anywhere.
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Q -- What is the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
A -- Outlaws are wanted.
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Q -- What should a woman say to a man she's just had sex with?
A -- Whatever she wants. He's sleeping.
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Q -- Where does virgin wool come from?
A -- Ugly sheep.
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Q -- How do you spot the blind man at a nudist colony?
A -- It isn't hard.
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Q -- How can you make your wife mad while making love?
A -- Call her from your cell phone.
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Q -- What does the bride of a German man get that's longand hard on her wedding night?.
A -- His last name.
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Q -- What's the down side to a threesome?
A -- You'll likely disappoint two women instead of just one.
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Q -- How do you know you're really ugly?
A -- Dogs close their eyes when they're humping your leg.