Alright, this one is a bit corny but it is one that my dad will like so I decided to put it up here so that I could remember it for later. If you don't like it...tough shit...this is my blog.

One day there were three friends sitting at a bar drinking beer. They started talking about their marriages and the suspicions they had about their wives.

"I think my wife is having an affair." said the first friend

"An affair? Really?" asked the second friend.

"Yeah, and I think it is with an electrcian." replied the first friend

The third friend asked, "What makes you think that it is an electrician?"

"Well," said the first friend, "the other night I found a pair of wire cutters under my pillow and I know they aren't mine because I don't own any."

"Ouch," said the second friend. "But I can understand your problem. I think my wife is having an affair with a plummer."

"A plummer?" remarked the thrid friend.

"Yeah, the other day I came home and found a plunger sitting next to the bed. I mean, we own one but it was still in the bathroom where we keep it so I know that the one I found had to belong to somebody else."

The third friend calmly replied, "I know how you guys feel but I have the worst of all. I think my wife is having an affair with a horse."

"A horse?!?" exclaimed both the other friends simulataneously. "What makes you think that she is sleeping with a horse?" asked the first friend.

Well, the other day I came home from work early and found a jockey under the bed."