Several weeks ago, we hired a new blonde secretary who wasn't the brightest crayon in the box.

One day when she was typing, she turnedto another secretary and said, "I'm almost out of typing paper. What do I do?"

"Just use the copier machine paper," the other responded.

With that,the blonde took her last remaining blank piece of paper, put it on thephotocopier, and proceeded to make five blank copies.

A blind man walks into a bar, taps the man next him, and says, "Hey, wanna hear a blond joke?"

The man says back to the blind man, "Look buddy, I'm blond. The man behind me is a 400-pound professional wrestler and he is blond. The bouncer is blond. The man sitting over to your left is also blond. Still wanna tell that blond joke?"

The blind man is silent for a moment and then says, "Nah, I wouldn't want to have to explain it five times."